somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

well stop having random sex with the skeletons in your house

POSTED September 30, 2014 @ 22:15 WITH 415,124 notes
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Reblog if you love the person in your icon.

cute-toddler-i-LOVE-me.gif

POSTED September 30, 2014 @ 21:20 WITH 167,885 notes
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itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"


how i imagine the home life of my white friends

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

how i imagine the home life of my white friends

POSTED September 30, 2014 @ 20:40 WITH 33,418 notes
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cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

POSTED September 30, 2014 @ 20:01 WITH 1,006,681 notes
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fuckyeahorchestra:

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. “Hey! We need to get back!”

"No need to panic," said a fellow bassist.

"I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor’s score together with string. It’ll take him a few minutes to get it untangled."

A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.

"Well, of course," said her companion. "Don’t you see?
It’s the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded.”

POSTED September 30, 2014 @ 19:20 WITH 10,947 notes
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belinsky:

beatonna:

King Baby says No

#henry 6#probably

belinsky:

beatonna:

King Baby says No

POSTED September 30, 2014 @ 18:40 WITH 53,331 notes
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Fire insurance: A part of history 

TIL that the idea of fire insurance was invented in Montreal.

According to Cambridge University historian Clive Trebilcock, Phoenix “invented the export of fire insurance in 1783,” writing its first overseas policy that year.

happyjacq:

Someone left this post-it on my desk and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

happyjacq:

Someone left this post-it on my desk and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

POSTED September 29, 2014 @ 21:20 WITH 178,235 notes
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thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

POSTED September 29, 2014 @ 20:00 WITH 226,959 notes
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