- starbucks cashier: how can i help you
- me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
I don’t consider myself a feminist, I prefer to call myself a humanist or an egalitarian.
— Pseudo-intellectual white dude who prefers to imagine that he’s more enlightened than feminists and also is uncomfortable with the thought that he’s part of the problem and also has a incorrect conception of feminism. (via auto-rambler)
- Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- New Yorker: No, but I could extra extra read all about it Tourist doesn't know where things are. What a noob. I have no time for you. I have an important job on 1356th avenue. Good day, sir.