Volkswagon Blues

Uh, hi?

passific-rim-job:

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
have a daughter

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notahammer:

I can't tell what's true anymore.

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cxlty:

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hello hello hello 

ok so most of you already know that my last giveaway was supposed to be short and sweet and i was giving away a couple albums, but it fell through cause no one was entering so i figured once i get the opportunity to do a better giveaway i will so here it is!! 

PRIZES

1ST WINNER:

  • first choice to three of the big prizes (canon rebel t3i, sony vaio laptop, iphone 5s, fujifilm instax mini 8, MCM backpack stark black nappa)
  • two circle lenses from uniqso.com
  • one wig from syndromestore.com
  • 3 beauty products from 3CE on stylenanda.com
  • $50 gift voucher for w2beauty.com
  • $30 gift voucher for yesasia.com {whether it buys you one album or two doesn’t matter}
  • $100 gift voucher for sheinside.com
  • $100 gift voucher for choies.com

2ND WINNER:

  • second choice to one of the big prizes (canon rebel t3i, sony vaio laptop, iphone 5s, fujifilm instax mini 8, MCM backpack stark black nappa)
  • two circle lenses from uniqso.com
  • one wig from syndromestore.com
  • $30 gift voucher for w2beauty.com
  • $30 gift voucher for yesasia.com {whether it buys you one album or two doesn’t matter}
  • $50 gift voucher for sheinside.com

3RD WINNER:

  • gets last of the big prizes (canon rebel t3i, sony vaio laptop, iphone 5s, fujifilm instax mini 8, MCM backpack stark black nappa)
  • two circle lenses from uniqso.com
  • one wig from syndromestore.com
  • $30 gift voucher for yesasia.com {whether it buys you one album or two doesn’t matter}
  • $50 gift voucher for sheinside.com

rules:

  • mbf cxlty since this giveaway is for my followers
  • don’t follow if you plan on unfollowing after that giveaway, that’s a waste
  • reblogs ONLY, likes are only for bookmarking
  • you can reblog as many times as you want, just do not spam your followers
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS WHATSOEVER
  • there will be 3 winners (may increase, if so i’ll update)
  • winners will be inboxed, if they do not respond in 48 hours, a new winner(s) will be chosen
  • winners will be selected through random.org
  • i will ship to you no matter where you are on earth {even if you aren’t on the earth i wilL STILL SHIP TO YOU}
  • giveaway ends: september 15th 2014 {so you have lots of time to enter!!}
  • if you have any questions inbox me here

good luck to everyone that enters ily guys thank you(人´∀`*)

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businessoffashion:

Hedi Slimane’s latest Saint Laurent campaign remains faithful to the codes of the house he has established during his creative directorship, shooting and styling new face Valery Kaufman in his signature style. 

a Misunderstood White Dudes tag meta madlib

necropticon:

#can we talk about this (noun) for a moment? because THIS (SAME NOUN). (white dude #1) has never been able to (transitive verb) his (plural noun). he’s (sad adjective); he’s (sadder adjective). he (verb)ed all his life and now (white dude #2) has (transitive verb)ed his (noun) and it’s like (incoherent mixed metaphor). look at the (noun) in his (body part). you can SEE the (noun) - you can see how much this (adjective) (noun) (verb)s his (noun). (white dude #2) is (white dude #1)’s (second mixed metaphor preferably alluding to shared dark past)! THEY (TRANSITIVE VERB) EACH OTHER SO MUCH #i just have a lot of feelings

OKAY LET’S GO

#can we talk about this cheeto for a moment? because THIS CHEETO. Steve McWinchester Cumberdangle has never been able to Swiffer wetjet his dicksnake. he’s sprayed-with-Axe; he’s sprayed-with-a-lot-of-Axe. he hustled all his life and now John Stark Hiddlesloki  has fingered his bag of milk and it’s like wasted with the dumpster trash of a thousand trailer parks. look at the lamppost in his elbow. you can SEE the lamppost - you can see how much this fucked up iphone blowjobs his lamppostJohn Stark Hiddlesloki is Steve McWinchester Cumberdangles past blackened by the flickering shadows of humanity’s last vestige of idealism! THEY RIMMED EACH OTHER SO MUCH #i just have a lot of feelings

(Source: gutcolour, via thecalmwasdeceptive)

a Misunderstood White Dudes tag meta madlib

necropticon:

#can we talk about this (noun) for a moment? because THIS (SAME NOUN). (white dude #1) has never been able to (transitive verb) his (plural noun). he’s (sad adjective); he’s (sadder adjective). he (verb)ed all his life and now (white dude #2) has (transitive verb)ed his (noun)…

(Source: gutcolour)

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*
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redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

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sneakyfeets:

profoak:

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MY FAVORITE COMIC IT’S SO FUCKING DEEP BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE

sneakyfeets:

profoak:

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MY FAVORITE COMIC IT’S SO FUCKING DEEP BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE

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bisexualpancake:

dumbledorathexplora:

fuckyeahzarry:

germany won because of this kid

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is that eren jaeger

yes

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